I know that she has always been
A very special friend to me
She understands my many moods
And she doesn't try to change me
And she's just ______
She always knows what's on my mind
She often says ______
And I nearly ______ deserve it
And sometimes I know I'm cruel
Especially while she's ______
I treat her like an imbecile
I can't believe she really loves me
She doesn't hang around in bars
She's not impressed by jokes or cars
She'll long to sew (?) the moon and stars
And she's very very special

Cos I love that in a girl
Cos I love that in a girl
Cos I love that in a girl
Woah woah woah

[Drums come in]

Cos I love that in a girl
Cos I love that in a girl
Cos I love that in a girl
Woah woah woah
The things she does to please...

From the live performance at Luxor, Cologne on 5/12/91.
Dan ends the song with a couple of lines from the Velvet Underground's 'Femme Fatale'.